The Rambling Man

For the record, Wii Fit can really put you through the ringer when it comes to a work out. Whew! I’m felling the hurt…er…love.

But no talk of Wii’s today! Frankly everyone in the world owns a few of these by now just for the heck of it. (And to try and score some extra cash on ebay!)

No, today I shall ramble on for no reason and discuss the economy! Why? Because I’m an expert? Heck no! To me a good economy is a wife with a great job supporting my World Of Warcraft addiction! If the account is still on, good economy! I log in and a screen pops up asking me what the heck do I think I’m doing… very bad economy! …and some tears.

We know that in the US (and well the world) the economy has crapped out down to the bottom of the barrel. Heck in some places they found a way to drill through the bottom of the barrel because the bottom of it didn’t portray enough suck in terms of, “This economy SUCKS!” We call this place Michigan! I must say, and no offence to Michigan, but if you live there and haven’t relocated to Canada yet… you must really like digging past the bottom of the barrel!

We brought in a new guy this year (the president) hoping things can turn around. I think we should just start printing more money and call it Christmas for everyone! No, it probably won’t fix our problems with the economy (I’m going for a world record in using the word “economy” in a blog by the way) but wouldn’t it be fun to print enough so we could all have swimming pools filled with cash to swim in? Just like Uncle Scrooge! “Me money bin! WOO HOO!”

Jobs are disappearing, companies are too, and so is the number of people walking around town holding a double chocolate cappuccino! But we can fix this people! There is a light at the end of our depression like tunnel! What is it you might ask? “Hey Drew how would you know?” you might be thinking? “Why would I want fires with that when I can have onion rings?” a few folks are wondering… The answer is I have no idea! Did you not see the part where I’m just going to ramble on today? How can you possible ramble on if you have all the answers to stuff? You silly people!

And here you were hoping I was going somewhere with this. But I at least threw in the word “economy” more times than one would like to read in a blog post! Stupid economy! The word even sucks to say… economy. We should call in double chocolate cappuccino then everyone would want it! And it would be goooooooood.

Remember folks, tomorrow is Wednesday and therefore the next installment of the Able To Play webcomic will be live!! BOO YEAH!

And also remember… (I like using “…” as many times as I can. I mean, what the heck right…)

Whatever it is you do, have fun doing it!

--Drew

(Today’s post is brought to you by the state of Michigan, the economy, and those strange three dots he can’t seem to stop using… stupid dots…)